TGIFS (Thank God It's Football Season)

American football, that is. Because the football of another name, soccer, is officially dead in this country. It seems the savior of US soccer, David Beckham, could miss the rest of the regular season with a knee injury. And not a tear was shed. Hey, at least he didn't electrocute any animals. This will be the end of "Beckham Watch" as we know it, and we all can spend our free time paying attention to the only kind of football that matters in this country. And since I've already spent more time writing about soccer than I ever wanted to, I'll end this story with that.